The time has come release the hobos from the meat factory and cram-the-band-in-the-van to kickstart this Tour De Sauce across 9 States of Amerika. How we will survive this is not your concern. All you need to know is where we'll be, how many holes am I holding up, and what kind of surprise we'll be leaving on your doorstep.
Second stop, Madison - TONIGHT!!! You lucky, lucky bastards!
Print out this crappy token, present it to the hairy guy (you know - the one with the hair...and the face) and get yourself a;
"It's like watching a train of drunken, naked clowns crash into Wal-Mart the day after Christmas. Bizarre, tragic but also absolutely amazing." The Daily Iowan
"Our show will rock like two dolphins shootin' ice cream out their blow holes." Count Jabula.
Wanna know more? Go to our website for full tour details, poindexter.
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